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I'm one of those people who swaps out fragrances seasonally. I like light citrussy scents in the warmer months, and richer fragrances in colder months. And at the holidays, I want to wear perfumes that smell like Christmas. Specifically, fragrances that smell like things I associate with the holiday-- gingerbread, nutmeg, chestnuts, mincemeat, orange and spices, pine trees--that sort of thing.
I have a handful of scents I pull out every fall to wear between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Fendi Theorema smells like sweet gingerbread to me, with lots of cinnamon, nutmeg, and other spices, and a touch of candied peel. Theorema was discontinued a few years back, but I still have a bit left in my original bottle from 1998, and a backup. I also own
Etat Libre d'Orange Noel au Balcon, a spicy orange blossom scent that I wear when I want something lighter than Theorema. Noel au Balcon is marketed as a holiday scent and it definitely has the citrus + spice vibe I crave during the holidays.
The somewhat subversive
Divin'Enfant is another ELDO fragrance that I wear in December, mostly because of the name that brings to mind the lyrics of a French Christmas carol, Il est né le divin enfant ("the divine child was born"). While it doesn't have what I consider traditional Christmas notes--it smells like a giant orange blossom-flavored marshmallow, a gimauve--I find that I enjoy this scent's candy sweetness at that time of year. And while it's sweet and innocent on top, there's also a little naughty tobacco, leather, and musk hiding under all the fluff.
I also reach for
Jacomo Art Collection 08 around Christmas. A deeply spicy tea scent, it also has creamy and dried fruit notes that give it a fruitcake/mincemeat vibe that I enjoy. Finally, last winter, I purchased
M. Micallef Gourmet, a cozy chestnut/leather/incense fragrance that I'm going to test this Christmas, to see if it fits my holiday vibes.
Those fragrances are all lovely, but what I really want to smell like is the Nest Holiday candle. The classic one that smells like mandarin oranges, cloves, cinnamon--and pine. The conifer note is missing from the scents I usually wear, and its what I want to smell at the holidays. Since I am having a hard time finding scents on my own, I decided to pose a question on the Fragrantica forum. I specifically mentioned wanting to smell like the Nest Holiday candle. What I received was a hodgepodge of suggestions ranging from
Mancera Tonka Cola to
Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, from
Britney Spears Hidden Fantasy to
Kerosene Winter of 99, and from
Serge Lutens Bapteme du Feu to a couple from Pineward Perfumes (
Gluhwein and
Ponderosa). There were also some oddballs like
Tauer L'Air des Alps Suisses (fir and pine and nutmeg, but also lavender, thyme, basil, and lemon balm) and
L'Air de Desert Marocain (um....), the Tom Ford cherry line,
Elizabeth Taylor Diamonds & Rubies (so many flowers!). I own Bapteme du Feu, so need to give that another sniff, and multiple of the Hidden Fantasy reviews mention Christmas, so I may just have to try that one. None of the fragrances suggested, however, have orange AND spice AND pine.
So does that fragrance exist?
I tried another tack. I did a simple google search for "perfumes that smell like Christmas," and under "popular products," I found
Demeter Christmas in New York, which doesn't have the three notes I'm looking for but does have eggnog, chestnuts, and spices. That sounds pretty Christmassy, huh? And I also found an indie perfumer called
Wicked Good that offers nearly 50 holiday-themed scents. I ordered six samples from them, including Merry & Bright, which has notes of Orange Peel, Cranberry, Cinnamon, Clove, Evergreen, & Pine and sounds exactly like what I'm looking for. I also tried two other holiday-themed fragrances, Fruitcake and Midnight Mass, because why not?
So how did I do? Not so good.
Wicked Good
As a crafter myself, I love the idea of indie perfumes, but so many of them fall short of the mark. Or of my insanely high standards. Some creators are definitely, uh, creative, but it's rare to find one that uses really high-quality ingredients. It's not their fault--perfumery ingredients are pricey, and if one is going to offer dozens and sometimes hundreds of fragrances, that's quite the expensive inventory of ingredients.
I think the folks behind Wicked Good might have some talent, but their raw materials let them down. I have synesthesia, mostly color-grapheme, but when I concentrate on smells, they have literal physical presence in my head. Well-made fragrances with pricey ingredients tend to smell very solid, rigid, and deep. And ones made with lesser ingredients are more diaphanous, unstable, and have a hollow core. Sorry, can't explain it better than that! I can sense that hollowness in some mass market/designer fragrances, which is why I can't wear many of them. And I definitely sense it in a lot of indie perfumes.
Merry & Bright
Orange Peel, Cranberry, Cinnamon, Clove, Evergreen, Pine
This smells 100% like a Christmas candle, though not a Nest candle. The opening is heavy on the forest-y notes, and I get a bit of tartness from the cranberry. Then the cinnamon and clove come on strong and hijack the scent. The overall effect is Christmas candle + old fashioned ham studded with cloves. I'd probably appreciate this more as a room spray, because it's giving me childhood flashbacks to Christmas Eve. We always had baked ham for every major holiday, which Mom cooked the evening before so we could have it warm for dinner. We all loved the chewy ham skin, with its sweet glaze of pineapple and brown sugar, and every once in a while there'd be a mouthful with an unwelcome whole clove in it.
The drydown is almost entirely clove with some cinnamon, and smells exactly like a big box craft store, Michael's or Jo Ann's, at holiday season.
Fruitcake
Candied Fruits, Vanilla Extract, Churned Butter, Brown Sugar, Rum
Fruit cake anyone? Why in the world would anyone do something so cruel to cake? We're normally right there with you, but swear this is one you won't want to re-gift. A warm, mild cake layered with wonderful candied fruit top notes --cherries, mango, cranberries, currants, and orange soaked in rum. It's a fruity, sweet aroma that is sure to remind you of the holidays.
This one is weird. It smells like no fruitcake I've ever eaten. It starts out rather dusty, as if the fruit has been sitting on a grocer's shelf for too long. There's also too much of a tropical vibe in the top notes, though I can definitely smell the weird "are these actually edible?" scent of plasticky candied cherries. But on top of the fruity smell is an odd metallic yet vegetal note, like freshly grated raw carrots or parsnips. I'm not sure what that is, but it doesn't belong here. Instead, there should be a nutty note, because what good fruitcake isn't also filled with walnuts, pecans, and/or almonds? The drydown, which isn't too sweet, might even be pretty nice if I could smell it over the WTF root vegetable note. And I do love a good carrot note--L'Artisan Parfumeur Fleur de Carotte is amazing, but then it was created by Olivia Giacobetti who was the nose behind so many of my favorite fragrances. This one had potential, but I think the inexpensive perfumery ingredients really lets it down.
Midnight Mass
Frankincense, Omumbiri Myrrh, Tonka Bean, Sandalwood
I grew up in the Catholic faith, so I know exactly what Midnight Mass smells like. Though some people say CdG Avignon smells like church incense, it doesn't smell like what I smelled most of my life. And neither does this. Midnight Mass smells like a fairly generic masculine-leaning fragrance, rather green with some woodiness. And that's about it. It's not bad at all, but it's not giving me any sort of church-y vibes, at midnight or any time of the day.
Demeter Christmas in New York
Milk, Marron Glace, Rum, Cinnamon, Red Apple, Nutmeg
The Scent: Christmas in New York is a special time in a special place. It took the genius of Demeter Fragrance Library to capture that special moment in time in scent. Egg Nog, Spices, Apples and roasting chestnuts, all the elements that are uniquely New York at Christmas-time. Christmas in New York: A unique olfactory experience, created by Demeter Fragrance Library.
I love New York at Christmastime. My experience is that the air at that time of year smells much the same as the rest of the year: a miasma of sewer, hot metal, garbage, and Le Labo Santal 33. If you're near Chinatown/Little Italy, add garlic. If you're in K-town early on a Sunday morning, there's also a soupçon of post-late night-karaoke vomit. And for much of the winter, the acrid and unmistakable smell of roasting chestnuts. I've definitely never smelled eggnog or apple. In any case, Demeter's idealized version of a New York Christmas definitely smells of the creamy nog, heavily laden with cinnamon. There's a warm toasty maple/nuts kinda thing in the opening, though it's certainly not roasted chestnuts (nor does it seem much like marrons glaces, the delicious French candied chestnuts), and rum, too, and a brief segue into apple. Christmas in New York--though not at all New York-y--is really quite good, and one of the rare Demeter scents that lasts more than 5 minutes. It might be worthwhile to buy the body lotion to layer underneath, to make it last even longer.
Not what I was looking for, but worth adding to my collection.
Stay tuned for Part Two.
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Posted by theminx on Minxstinks
Note: this post is my opinion. I am not affiliated with the companies mentioned in this post or any other companies.